Текст (слова) песни: NWH - My Peanuts

 
Well they’re low cholesterol and high protein 
hotter than a Mexican jumping bean 
Have em dry roasted or vacuum packed 
my peanuts come alive when you open that sack 
Smoother than jiff, and fresher than planters 
my peanuts exceed all standards 
Def enough to knock you to your knees 
and even planters don’t crack no nuts like these 
My peanuts! 
 
Well they rock they top they hit the spot 
open a can and gobble em up 
They’re ready for action, the girls do snatch em 
sure to give you some satisfaction 
So let’s not squibble they sure ain’t little 
Deffer than any ole peanut brittle 
An if you wanna chill no need to get ill 
 my peanuts give you a thrill 
Like mickey dees my peanuts an me 
were tasty eating from sea to sea 
My peanuts! 
 
My nuts stand tall they never fall 
Ripe and yes always on the ball 
FDA fresh and they are the best 
A winner of every damn taste test 
Eat em for pleasure or at your leisure 
a taste that all the girls do treasure 
Never illin but chillin 
Never stealin but dealin 
my peanuts are what you’re feelin 
I take em to the beach, I take em to the park 
I takem to your mothers house after dark 
They ain’t like no nuts from Jimmy Carter 
I know my nuts rock you harder 
My peanuts! 
 
I met a home girl from around the way 
she saw my peanuts and wanted to play 
She said can I hold your peanuts inside my hand 
I said be careful cause they’re in demand 
I took my peanuts outta the sack 
her hand started movin up, down and back 
She squeezed too hard, I said oh brother 
it looks like you made peanut butter 
Next time I jam her 
I think I am a gonnatalk a little bout my banana 
Banana and nuts, banana and nuts 
I’m gonna give you some banana an nuts 
Banana an nuts banana an nuts 
I think you need my banana an nuts 
 
Always classy, never trashy, always flashy, never rashy, always tasty, never hasty, always racy, never pasty 
You know nothin will come between us, unless of course it is- 
(What is it?) 
My peanuts! 
 
This girl was yellin my head was swellin 
What she was sayin there ain’t no tellin 
I needed something to quiet her down 
and my peanuts was all I found 
I baked em I shaked em and then she taked em 
Soon all was quiet in the house 
because my peanuts were in her mouth 
Like M&M’s you understand 
they melt in your mouth and not in your hand 
My peanuts have the fame my peanuts have the glory 
my peanuts will invade your territory 
My peanuts! 
 
I’ll tell ya a little story bout a man named mel 
Keep his peanuts inside the shell 
Then one day he got hungry for some food 
He ate his own peanuts now ain’t that rude? 
(Dry roasted, vacuum packed, on a half shell, don’t tell Granny) 
A girl who looked much better than bad 
took my peanuts from inside my bag 
Tasted them and then said I had salt peanuts, salt peanuts 
My peanuts always rise to any occasion 
My peanuts can handle any social situation 
 
I met a home girl from Albuquerque 
who ate my peanuts with her turkey 
I know this song is kinda long 
I guess I have ta go and I’ll be gone 
Bust this beat just one more time 
cause I think I have just one more rhyme 
 
Have my peanuts and a diet coke 
My peanuts and a little joke 
My peanuts and some hog jowls 
My peanuts and some candied yams
 

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My Peanuts
Wear Yo Hat (Buried and Bald)
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