Текст (слова) песни: Oklahoma! - Kansas City

 
I got to Kansas City on a Frid`y 
By Sattidy I larned a thing or two 
For up to then I didn`t have an idy 
Of whut the modren world was comin` to! 
I counted twenty gas buggies goin` by theirsel`s 
Almost ev`ry time I tuk a walk. 
`Nen I put my ear to a Bell Telephone and a strange womern started in to talk! 
(Whut next! Yeak whut!) 
Whut next? 
Ev`rythin`s up to date in Kansas City 
They`ve gone about as fur as they c`n go! 
They went and built a skyscraper seven stories high, 
About as high as a buildin` orta grow. 
Ev`rythin`s like a dream in Kansas City, 
It`s better than a magic lantern show! 
Y` c`n turn the radiator on whenever you want some heat. 
With ev`ry kind o` comfort ev`ry house is all complete. 
You c`n walk to privies in the rain and never wet your feet! 
They`ve gone about as fur as they c`n go, 
(Yes sir!) 
They`ve gone about as fur as they c`n go! 
Ev`rythin`s up to date in Kansas City 
They`ve gone about as fur as they c`n go! 
They got a big theayter they call a burlesque. 
Fer fifty cents you c`n see a dandy show. 
One of the gals was fat and pink and pretty, 
As round above as she was round below. 
I could swear that she was padded from her shoulder to her heel, 
But latter in the second act when she began to peel 
She proved that ev`rythin` she had was absolutely real! 
She went about as fur as she could go, 
(Yes sir!) 
She went about as fur as she could go!
 

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All Er Nuthin` (nothin`)
I Can`t Say No
Kansas City
Many A New Day
Oh, What A Beautiful Mornin`
Oklahoma
Out Of My Dreams
People Will Say We`re In Love
The Farmer And The Cowman
The Surrey With The Fringe On Top