Текст (слова) песни: Oliver! - That`s Your Funeral

 
[MR. BUMBLE (spoken)] 
Liberal terms, Mr. Sowerberry...Liberal terms? Three pounds! 
 
[SOWERBERRY (spoken)] 
Well, as a matter of fact, I was needing a boy.... 
 
[MR. BUMBLE] 
He`s a born undertaker`s mute. 
I can see him in his black silk suit. 
Following behind the funeral procession... 
With his features fixed in a suitable expression. 
There`ll be horses with tall balck plumes 
To escort us to the family tombs, 
With mourners 
In all corners 
Who`ve been taught to week in tune. 
 
Then the coffin lined with satin. 
That`s your funeral. 
 
[MRS. SOWERBERRY] 
That`s your funeral. 
 
[SOWERBERRY] 
Large enough to wear your hat in. 
That`s your funearl. 
 
[MRS. SOWERBERRY] 
That`s your funeral. 
 
[SOWERBERRY] 
We`re just here to glamourize you for that 
Endless sleep. 
 
[MRS. SOWERBERRY AND SOWERBERRY] 
You might just as well look fetching 
When you`re six feet deep. 
 
[MRS. SOWERBERRY] 
At the wake we`ll drink a toddy 
To the body beautiful. 
 
[MR. SOWERBERRY] 
That`s your funeral. 
 
[MRS. SOWERBERRY] 
Not our funeral. 
 
[BOTH] 
That`s your funeral. 
 
[SOWERBERRY] 
If you`re fond of overeating 
That`s your funeral. 
 
[MRS. SOWERBERRY] 
That`s your funeral. 
 
[SOWERBERRY] 
Starve yourself by undereating 
That`s your funeral. 
 
[THE FUNERAL PROCESSION] 
That`s your funeral? 
 
[MRS. SOWERBERRY] 
Visualize the earth descentind on you clod by clod. 
You can`t come back when you`re buried 
Underneath the ...sod. 
 
[MRS. SOWERBERRY AND SOWERBERRY] 
We will not reduce our prices. 
Keep your vices usual. 
 
[SOWERBERRY] 
That`s your funeral. 
 
[MRS. SOWERBERY] 
Not our funeral. 
 
[MRS. SOWERBERRY] 
Not our funeral. 
 
[ALL] 
That`s your funeral. 
 
[MR. BUMBLE] 
I don`t think this song is funny. 
 
[SOWERBERRY] 
That`s your funeral. 
 
[MR. BUMBLE] 
Here`s the boy, now where`s the money? 
 
[SOWERBERRY] 
That`s your funeral. 
 
[MR. BUMBLE] 
That`s your funeral. 
 
[SOWERBERRY] 
We don`t harbour thoughts macabre, 
There`s no need to frown. 
 
[MRS. SOWERBERRY AND SOWEBERRY] 
In the end we`ll either burn you up or nail you donw. 
We love coughs and wheezes 
And diseases called incurable. 
That`s your funeral. 
No one else`s funearl. 
 
[SOWERBERRY] 
That`s your... 
 
[MRS. SOWEBERRY] 
That`s your... 
 
[BOTH] 
Funeral!
 

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