Текст (слова) песни: NOFX - She`s Nubs

 
It`s kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels 
How does she get in and out of tubs 
I hope she dont get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad 
Cause we think that she`s totally rad, she`s nubs. 
 
No fingers, no toes, she doesn`t own elbows, 
No phalanges no knobby knees to knock 
She don`t need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands 
She`s always in the stands, she`s nubs 
She can`t pick up a phone, she can`t get dressed alone 
She`s got no funny bone, she`s nubs 
No shoes for feet but we sure do think she`s neat, she`s nubs, she`s nubs, she`s nubs. 
 
I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked Toronto, 
I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no thanks, no and no 
 
It was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her sleeve 
and told her I`d see her at the next club she got into a pack 
and some guy put her on his back, she said goodbye and kinda waved her stub 
 
She`s got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size, 
but without calves and thighs, she`s nubs 
It`s hard to give good head or get tied to a bed, 
when all you`ve got is a body and head, she`s nubs 
 
She`s nubs, She`s nubs, She`s nubs... 
Oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk 
But boy she sure knows how to rock, she`s nubs.
 

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