Текст (слова) песни: Nerf Herder - 5000 Ways To Die

 
There must be 5000 ways to die 
And each one ends the same way if you try 
Your friends all stand around 
While they dump you in the ground 
And the people who loved you will ask why oh why oh why oh why 
 
And the bastard you hated the most 
Will stand up and give you a toast 
He`ll say "We were such good friends especially near the end" 
Then he`ll feel up your girlfriend in front of your ghost 
 
So get in your car and drive real fast 
Up in the attic with a shotgun blast 
Take a bath with a clock radio 
Vodka and valium overdose 
Have you ever tried? 
There must be 5000 ways to die 
 
And if you`re very lucky 
You`ll get your picture in the paper on page three 
25 words will summarize how you spent your whole damn life 
One day on that page 
Next day into the hamster cage 
 
So get in your car and drive real fast 
Up in the attic with a shotgun blast 
Take a bath with a clock radio 
Vodka and valium overdose 
All the glamour can be yours with a loaded .44 
Have you ever tried? 
There must be 5000 ways to die
 

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