Текст (слова) песни: Shawn Lov - The 10 Mack Commandments

 
(Shawn Lov talking) 
Ha Ha Ha what`s up? This is the lord of the living room in the house 
And I dedicate this song to all the Herbs and Stanleys in the world 
 
(Chorus) 
It`s the 10 Mack Commandments 
The 10 Mack Commandments 
It`s the 10 Mack Commandments 
 
Yo, my name is Shawn Lov and I prefer to date honeys 
From eighteen all the way to late twenties 
If your game is weak or you have bad luck 
Goin` through a dry spell or just plain stuck 
Don`t get your jockies all up in a bunch 
I know you`re a loser but I got a hunch 
That with this list I made and a pat on the back 
You`ll be coppin` phone numbers in no time flat 
One - spend time out in the sun 
Without a tan you can`t be the man 
See chicks don`t dig a guy whos so damn pale 
He looks like he spent a year locked under a jail 
Two - Keep your mouth closed when you chew 
There`s nothin` more rude than displayin` your food 
Three - approach every lady you see 
Don`t assume that there`s better if you haven`t even met her 
Even if she`s wearin` a soiled maroon sweater 
She could be a queen of the skies and I`ma get her 
Four - pour, then order some more 
Till she`s so drunk she could fall on the floor 
Don`t even try to score but next time you date her 
Point out the fact you didn`t take advantage of her later 
Five - lie, make up stories 
You made a cameo in `License To Drive` 
And later on did a line in a bar with both Coreys 
Six - never talk about other chicks 
Seven - call yourself Robert, or Kevin or Jake 
Any name just as long as it`s fake 
Nothin` works better than givin` her an alias 
Instead of gettin` harrased by a woman who you barely kissed 
Eight - get ass on the third date 
Waste anymore time and she isn`t a dime 
You might as well just propose and go hunt for food 
While she`s pregnant gatherin` food and sewin` your clothes 
Nine - only drink wine 
If you must have a beer make sure it`s imported 
If not she`ll think your broke ass just couldn`t afford it 
10 - always carry a pen 
You`ll never know when you`ll bump into anybody again 
And not to be acidic, but I`ve met some of the hottest women in my life 
Waitin` on line at the clinic 
Now, it`s time to go 
Good luck scoopin` 
This is a pact gentlemen, tell me who`s in 
Get it together, don`t act like you know me 
If you look like you got your haircut with a Flowbie 
If you`re still confused about what a Pro be 
I got the number of somebody that your ass can go see 
 
(Chorus) 
It`s the 10 Mack Commandments 
It`s the 10 Mack Commandments 
It`s the 10 Mack Commandments
 

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The 10 Mack Commandments