Текст (слова) песни: Fat Boys - If It Ain`t One Thing It`s Anuddah (Brud

 
Intro: Prince Markie Dee 
 
Man, all these problems in our world today 
I just don`t know what to do, man 
 
Verse One: Prince Markie Dee 
 
If it ain`t one thing, it`s another 
Sell a million copies? They put me on a magazine cover 
I sell one or two, they claim that I`m played out 
My girl nags me at home, so, I shoulda stayed out 
I buy a new car, it runs out of gas 
In school, I was always gettin` kicked out of class 
Mom would say, "Be like your older brother!" 
If it ain`t one thing it`s another 
 
Talk: Prince Markie Dee 
 
You know what I`m sayin` man? 
I mean, all these problems 
Let me tell ya `bout the time when I - Well, let me break it down for ya 
 
Verse Two: Prince Markie Dee 
 
Picked up my date at eight in a happy mood 
Drove to City Island for some seafood 
$3.99 for all you can eat 
Shrimp galore, bon apetit 
We ate hearty `till we couldn`t eat 
Went to the Marriott, paid for a suite 
She was anxious even more that me 
And, man, I got busy as a bumblebee 
When we were done, I drove her home 
Proceeded to my house, all alone 
It started rainin`, I was playin` Bobby Brown 
I missed my exit, so, I circled around 
And that`s when it happened, I didn`t get far 
A pole jumped in front of my car 
I broke my leg, man, do I stutter? 
If it ain`t one thing, it`s anuddah, bruddah 
 
Verse Three: Kool Rock Ski 
 
On tour for so long that it wears me down 
I`ve been to every city and every small town 
And, after a while, things start to ache 
I want my body to move, that d-mn thing won`t shake 
Then, one night, the last date on tour 
From that morning my throat was sore 
I started gettin` worried, it wound`t be long 
`Cause the way my throat was hurtin`, it would soon be gone 
Then, wouldn`t you know? You know it, yes 
I tried to say somthin` but I was voiceless 
Showtime came, I had to lip-synch 
It got so wild that I couldn`t think 
The show was done, a doctor checked my health 
I spent the night all by myself 
Man, what a bummer, what did I stutter? 
If it ain`t one thing, it`s anuddah, bruddah
 

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