Текст (слова) песни: Lil` Kim f Lil` Shanice - Aunt Dot

 
[Lil` Kim] 
.. My Aunt Dot 
left a glock and some blood on my sheets 
Told me clean the shit up, then she hit the streets 
Even though I`m her niece, she copped me a piece 
Wack-ass caliber, nickel-plated with the silencer 
What? She don`t know I like my guns pretty? 
Like my boy Castor Troy with the twin-glizzies 
I heard a knock at the door {*knock knock knock knock knock*} 
To my surprise I saw these two familiar eyes 
Who are you? 
 
[Lil` Shanice] 
Whattup? I`m Shanice, don`t remember me? 
 
[Lil` Kim] 
She called me by my government name, Kimberly 
Who sent you? 
 
[Lil` Shanice] 
My mom sent me; her name is Dottie 
She packed a note in my knapsack along with a shottie 
 
[Lil` Kim] 
Hmmph, she was cute; and mad fly 
She had the Prada knapsack, with the hat to match 
Bavari hiking boots, with the mink bubblegoose 
and I could see she was admiring my Minski suit 
Then she handed me the note 
 
[Lil` Shanice] 
Here - read this 
 
[Lil` Kim] 
I just stared her up and down 
cause I couldn`t believe this - then I opened it 
It said, "Bitches is out to get you; 
your so-called friends, put a bomb in your Benz. 
I`m on a mission now to do some harm to your friends. 
They know where you live, so evacuate the crib. 
And oh, the little girl, that`s your cousin Shanice. 
Since I can`t be with her, I need you to babysit her. 
Besides; she looks up to you - you`re her idol - 
and tomorrow is her first violin recital, 
and she would be more than happy if you could take her. 
Peace, my number`s on the back of the paper, hit me later." 
Damn.. what went wrong? 
Can`t we all just get along, and make hit songs? 
Bitches all up in my ass like a thong 
If this was a show, y`all hoes would get "gonged" 
Cause if it`s on, then it`s on, bring it on 
What the fuck you waitin for? C`mon, let`s get it on 
What? What`s takin you so long? I got plans for the future 
to bring back your head like Medusa 
 
Chorus: Lil` Kim (repeat 2X) 
 
Girls be actin stink, and mad funny 
Y`all bitches bleed like me, on the monthly 
Can`t stand the pain then pop a "Humphrey" 
I know it hurts.. (I`m killin y`all) 
 
[Lil` Kim] 
Uhhh, we in the Range in this fucked up weather 
It`s snowin and I`m tryin to put the whole shit together 
How Laverne, she always wanted to be like me 
and dress like me, and look like me 
and Nicole, it`s like she lived in my house 
Askin me for money, day in - day out 
And last but not least the grimiest one Tayesha 
She planned it all, come to find out her name is Keisha 
C`mon Shanice I`m takin you to my house in L. Conn. 
(I wanna go with you!) Uhh, be quiet, and we`ll get along fine 
 
[Lil` Shanice] 
C`mon please, I wanna be just like you 
600 Mercedes, and 380`s in my doll babies 
Crazy baguettes in my barettes; and, 
H-class rocks inside my Baby G Shock 
Fuck Barney and Lambchops; I don`t love them hoes! 
But anything goes when it comes to bankrolls 
Diamonds on my toes, X-and-O`s 
Versace hottie in designer clothes 
Scoop Lil` Nique and Jus, then take `em to Toys`R`Us 
Make em spend they cheese then kick `em out and take the bus 
I`m the S-the-H-the-A-the-N-the-I-the-C-the-E 
but all my friends call me Miss Little Queen Bee 
What what? I like the green, know what I mean? 
Ever seen The Professional? (uh-huh) Well I can clean 
 
[Lil` Kim] 
You know what? I like you; little big person 
but rule number one - no cursin 
Anyway, what you know about that? 
You too young for that, when I was your age 
I woulda got hung for that 
Then I picked up the phone, to call my Aunt Dot 
so she could fill me in a little more about the plot 
Hmm.. nine-one-seven, eight-five-eight, two-one-two-two 
"Hello?" Yo, what`s the deal? 
Why these bitches buggin out; 
I mean, what`s this all about? 
"See it`s sorta like what Tonya Harding did to Nancy 
They don`t want you to win no more 
Soul Train they don`t want you to attend no more 
And I guess that`s why, they ain`t your friends no more 
The other day, when I was comin out the grocery store 
I saw the bitch Nicole in front of the salon next door" 
For real? "Yup, then I choked the bitch out 
At least one to the heart, tied up her hands and feet 
Through her in my backseat, 
then I dumped her on a dead-end street 
The other two? Yeah they still linger 
But don`t you lift a finger, I`ma get `em 
so just pray I come home 
and when we hang up, get rid of your phone" 
Whoo! When Aunt Dot comes, oh brother 
It`s like five Bloody Mary`s, one after another 
Hmmph, she have you stressed, no wearin white, no sex 
And when she get vexed, you guess what happens next 
Cause them other two girls, that`s still on the menu 
is the reason why the story is to be continued.. 
 
Chorus
 

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