Текст (слова) песни: Biz Markie - Bad Day

 
Ah.. 
Man, why did it have to happen to me? 
Man, what did I do to get this? 
What`d I do to deserve this? 
Check it out 
 
[Verse 1: Biz Markie] 
I woke up in the morning with my hand on my head 
Not knowin this would be one day that I`d dread 
I prayed the night before, for a let-me-live 
The way this day turned out wasn`t my prerogative 
I went to the kitchen to get some cereal smooth as silk 
But when I looked in the ice box, there wasn`t no milk 
Well I don`t need no breakfast, I`m too fat anyway 
I just grab a cup of juice and be on my way 
So I got my car keys, on route to my job 
I walked out, my windows broken and my car got robbed 
They took my radio and my favorite cassette 
What a way to start the day, aww - what`s next? 
I get to the office, my boss starts to scream 
It was really unbelievable, like a bad dream 
He kept talkin all this blahse blahse 
And looked at me and said, "What you have to say?" 
 
[Chorus] 
I`m havin a bad day 
Things ain`t goin my way 
I`m havin a bad day 
Today, today 
 
[Verse 2: Biz Markie] 
Here`s somethin else that happened to me 
In the middle of this day that`s bein deep 
To begin this era of grief and aggravation 
I was parked by a meter and still got a citation 
Took the ticket off my window, got in my car alright 
A cop pulled behind me at a red light 
"Your licence, registration and insurance card" 
I was buggin out cause it was really hard 
I didn`t do nothin, asked, "Why`d you pull me over? 
You never saw a young man drive a Range Rover?" 
He let me go and said, "Don`t do it again" - "Why," 
I said, "thank you officer, you been a nice guy" 
So I stopped at the store to get somethin to drink 
Guess what happened to me before I could blink 
They had my truck in the air, just about to be towed 
For $700 in tickets I owed 
 
[Chorus] 
 
[Verse 3: Biz Markie] 
After all that I could finally go home 
And rest my feet and get on the telephone 
I had a unbelievable time in the city 
I shoulda be down with the ( ? ) committee 
I tried to cook some dinner but it came out burnt 
The fire was too hot, I just had learned 
So freak it, I`ll go to a restaurant 
I brought a girl with me, asked, "What do you want?" 
"Shrimp and lobster, two bottles of Alizй" 
I looked at her and said, "Hey hey hey!" 
She ate all the food and drank all of the liquor 
I better bring her home so I can stick her 
So I got her to my house as fast as I can 
This is like takin candy out of a baby`s hand 
But when I got her to my room, without no doubt 
She was so intoxicated that she passed out 
 
[Chorus]
 

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