Текст (слова) песни: Sir Mix - A-Lot - Big Johnson

 
[Sir Mix-A-Lot - talking] 
Oh!, y`all been tellin some lies `bout your penile region 
(*laughing*) 
(Female voice: Fuck me up here) (*mixed*) 
That`s what I heard from your girl, boy 
 
[Break - Female voice] 
We like a great big Johnson - 4X 
 
[Verse 1] 
Big momma please don`t give me drama `bout my love hummer 
If you ain`t pleased, then tell me what I need 
If you lie, I`ll play the naive guy 
Tell me ten strong, you got a closer look 
I know I ain`t ten long, but that`s okay 
You call me Big Daddy anyway 
And make me feel good `bout my medium wood 
She got her eyes closed, rockin me well 
Tryin hard to get a nut, while she callin me Denzel 
But oh well, get it Halle Berry, get it Halle Berry, get it 
Two can play the games in a fantasy thing 
And only five percent of men got nine and up 
But eighty-five percent say they can`t fit a cup, now what up? 
Somebody gotta be lyin, cause I am 
Claimin bout twelve on the hit-me scale 
But the truth is the six to eight range, you hang 
Just like the average Joe Plain, fool 
 
[Chorus - Female voice] + (Sir Mix-A-Lot) 
Bring black, bring white (uh huh) 
Bring length (yeah), tonight (uh) 
If not, bye bye 
We like, we like a great big Johnson 
(What you like?) 
We like a great big Johnson 
(What you like?) 
We like a great big Johnson 
(Ladies, what you like?) 
We like a great big Johnson 
(What you like?) 
We like a great big Johnson 
 
[Verse 2] 
Now every entertainer claims hung but not wanted 
Mister Being-less-than-a-female`s-best 
But have you seen a John Holmes movie? 
Got the double digit wide with a pack of porno groupies! 
Well my girl did, she stayed glued to dude 
He swingin fourteen inches and the remote she clenches 
But she`s my Misses but she`s his tonight 
And did I tell you John Holmes was white? 
Uh oh, we can`t let the urban legends die 
Cause I be Mandingo and he be the gringo 
It ain`t supposed to go like this, it was goin well 
Eight was swell, but fourteen brings hell 
But I can`t compete with this feat, so must I eat 
the ultimate burger, I clicked on a cursor 
Triple W dot Ginseng dot com 
Tryna drop bombs, lay it down and hit in like John 
 
[Chorus - Female voice] + (Sir Mix-A-Lot) 
Bring black, bring white (uh) 
Bring length, tonight (*laughing*) 
If not, bye bye 
We like, we like a great big Johnson 
(What they like?) 
We like a great big Johnson 
(Ha, what you like?) 
We like a great big Johnson 
(What you like?) 
We like a great big Johnson 
(Well say that then) 
We like a great big Johnson 
 
[Verse 3] 
You can blame it on the Internet, its too much access 
To big studs lookin for quick love and hugs 
They used to only have magazines with a three inch punk in a centerfold 
His pee-pee`s cold 
But oh no my ego shrunk, when they got hunks 
Big J Peg, beef strapped to his leg 
No strings attached to the ride 
Plus they only touch with they feminine side, so why try 
But I bought tools from the tools store 
I heard the revolutions per minute, can make up for dippin in it 
Ain`t no shame in my game, you could make to claim 
You say your layin the pipe, but pay attention to your wife 
Lover man .. 
Come home from work and John Holmes be sittin up in your thing about fourteen inches deep 
And you standin in the doorway lookin at three and a half (*laughing*) 
 
[Chorus - Female voice] + (Sir Mix-A-Lot) 
Bring black, bring white (bring white?) 
Bring length (huh?), tonight (say what?) 
If not (yeah), bye bye 
We like, we like a great big Johnson 
(C`mon) 
We like a great big Johnson 
(C`mon) 
We like a great big Johnson 
(C`mon, chicks) 
We like a great big Johnson 
(C`mon, chicks) 
We like a great big Johnson 
(What you like?) 
We like a great big Johnson 
(What you like?) 
We like a great big Johnson 
(Ladies, what you like?) 
We like a great big Johnson 
(C`mon) 
We like a great big Johnson 
 
Female voice: Big fuckin cock (*laughing*) 
Sir Mix-A-Lot: Damn girl, you meant that shit
 

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