Текст (слова) песни: LL Cool J - Big Ole Butt

 
I was at the mall, sippin` on a milkshake 
Playin` the wall, takin` a break 
Admirin` the girls with the bamboo earings 
Baby hair and bodies built to swing 
That`s when I seen her 
Her name was Tina 
Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina 
I said, "How you doin`, my name`s Big L 
Don`t ask me how I`m livin`, `cause, yo, I`m living swell 
But then again I`m livin` kind of foul 
`Cause my girl don`t know that I`m out on the prowl" 
To make a long story short, I got the digits 
Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit 
I was spankin` her and thankin` her, chewin` her and doin` her 
Layin` like a king on sheets of satin 
That`s what time it is, you know what`s happenin` 
She had a big ole booty, I was doin` my duty 
I mean, yo, I admit that my girl`s a cutie 
But Tina was erotic, Earl`s my witness 
With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business 
When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek 
But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak 
I sat my girl down, I couldn`t hold it in 
And said to her with a devilish grin... 
 
TINA got a big ole butt 
I know I told you I`d be true 
But TINA got a big ole butt 
So I`m leavin` you 
TINA got a big ole butt 
I know I told you I`d be true 
But TINA got a big ole butt 
So I`m leavin` you 
 
I went to the high school about three o`clock 
To try to catch a cutie ridin` my jock 
My homeboy`s jeep, the system blastin` 
Cold forty dogs, smilin` and laughin` 
Girls all over, the kind I adore 
I felt like a kid in a candy store 
That`s when I seen her 
Her name was Brenda 
She had the kind of booty that I`d always remember 
I said to my man, "Stop the jeep" 
She`s only senteen but, yo, don`t sleep 
I kicked the bass like an NFL punter 
And scoped the booty like a big game hunter 
I said to the girl, "Yo, you look tired 
Let`s go get some rest, relax by the fire" 
I put the big booty on a bearskin rug 
She gave me a kiss, I have her a hug 
I said to the girl, "them young boys ain`t nothin` 
You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button" 
I circled it and teased it and made her squeal 
Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel 
When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes 
When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies 
Tina busted in my house while I was eatin` 
You know what I said 
Too bad you caught me cheatin`, but... 
 
BRENDA got a big ole butt 
I know I told you I`d be true 
But BRENDA got a big ole butt 
So I`m leavin` you 
BRENDA got a big ole butt 
I know I told you I`d be true 
But BRENDA got a big ole butt 
So I`m leavin` you 
 
I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak 
Around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break 
I pulled in the parkin` lot and parded my car 
Somebody shouted out, "I don`t care who you are" 
I paid it no attention, I walked inside 
Because Brian had a nine and he was chillin` in the ride 
I walked in the place, everybody was lookin` 
And shrimp and steak wasn`t the only thing cookin` 
I sat down to eat, ordered my food 
I said to the waitress, "I don`t men to be rude 
But I`ll take you on a platter" 
She said, "You got a girl," I said, "It don`t matter 
You look like you`re tastier than a pipin` hot pizza 
What`s your name?" She said, "My tag says Lisa" 
I said, "O.K., you`re smart and all that 
But when you get off work, yo, I`ll be back" 
She looked at me and said, "Make yourself clear 
L, where we going?" I said, "Right here" 
She looked kind of puzzled, I said, "You`ll see" 
I pulled up at ten on the D.O.T. 
When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat 
Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat 
Laid her on the table and place my order 
And habe her a tip much bigger than a quarter 
On and on to the break `a dawn 
All over the restaurant, word is born 
I heard somebody coughin`, I checked my watch 
I couldn`t believe it said nine o`clock 
I grabbed my pants, put on my Kangol 
Who did I see, Oh, yo, it was Brenda 
Yo, she worked at Red Lobster but I didn`t remember 
 
LISA got a big ole butt 
I know I told you I`d be true 
But LISA got a big ole butt 
So I`m leavin` you 
See ya 
LISA got a big ole butt 
I know I told you I`d be true 
But LISA got a big ole butt 
So I`m leavin` you 
See ya
 

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