Текст (слова) песни: Ultra (Kool Keith and Tim Dog) - Bizarre

 
[Tim Dog] 
Damn man, yo Keith 
I can`t believe you got me in some fuckin zoo man 
We coulda got with some bitches, whassup? 
 
[Kool Keith] 
I know, but fuck that 
Check out, these animals are beautiful, relax! 
 
[Tim Dog] 
Man we coulda got with some bitches 
and you got me in the fuckin zoo? 
 
[Kool] Look at the giraffe, she has a pretty ass 
 [Tim] What? 
[Kool] The giraffe! 
 [Tim] Aw man, you - you like animals now motherfucker? 
[Kool] C`mon man, I`m just spendin time with the animals 
 [Tim] Aw man, you know youse a bizarre nigga 
 
[Intro: Kool Keith] 
Hey baby, yeah who dyed your hair blonde? 
I like the streaks 
Oh, I like the way your butt look 
Uhh, now why don`t you change in the bathroom 
I`ma look through the peephole, peek-a-boo! 
Yeah - it`s that kinky 
 
[Kool Keith] 
I used to grab honies by they neck, piss on they eyebrows 
Open they rectum to throw the bombs down they asshole 
BOOM! I blew them panties out the room 
Emergency, emergency, it`s a urgency 
Her asshole out of order, her stomach ain`t workin B 
The doctor there with penicillin for her butthead 
Operation attack, wires hooked on the booty 
With three lights and rubber gloves tryin to find the coochie 
Her legs were splattered, flyin on the fuckin camcorder 
I heard the big explosion loud on the tape recorder 
I was experimentin, fuckin with a new invention 
I got nervous and called back the escort service 
I wind up jerkin off 
 
[Chorus: unknown voice] + (Kool Keith) 
Slow down, one second 
Excuse me miss, I can`t believe I`m about to leave this 
(Look in the mirror) Psycho melodic you jump on my tip 
(You got the Vaseline?) Takin me there, with just one kiss 
(Alcohol, my sores, Listerine pouring down my eye) 
 
[Kool Keith] 
And you know 
I used to mix soda pops and alcohol with cough drops 
Then rub they knee caps and smear they face with Sugar Smacks 
Open they butts and pour ammonia down they pussy cracks 
Then fight they fire, pull they hair apart with metal pliers 
Fuck them with two stiff drinks, up on the kitchen sinks 
Make them pour Ajax, lick Comet off my nutsac 
Hold me tight with baseball gloves, crank the purple light 
I used to masturbate to tapes, "Planet of the Apes" 
I like Zera, I always wanted to fuck her, get near her 
And tell Cornelius get back and let her feel this 
I`m on some groove shit, not generic new improved shit 
With swimmin trunks in bed, my black shoes painted red 
Some hoes are rookies, my sheets filled with oatmeal cookies 
Can you put more Oreos in the bed? 
 
[Chorus: unknown voice] + (Kool Keith) 
Slow down, one second (more milk, in the pillow) 
Excuse me miss, I can`t believe I`m about to leave this 
(The goodness) Psycho melodic you jump on my tip 
(Grease, from the kitchen) Takin me there, with just one kiss 
(Crisco, is what we need) 
 
[Kool Keith] 
And you know, yeah 
Can you bring that gorilla over here 
She looks so good 
I want a female giraffe, with extensions, and loooong boots 
Look at the ass on that animal 
I love, to make love, to little babboons 
That is one of my favorite fetishes 
And lick that alligator
 

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