Текст (слова) песни: BizMarkie - Pickin` Boogers

 
Now this may sound disgusting an` like very gross 
But it`s sure to have your trippin` 
So y`all listen close 
It`s not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar 
But it`s rather on the bug tip and it`s called Pickin` Boogers 
Now what I`m emceein` might not seem kosher to you 
But it`s still somethin` we all have to do 
So go up your nose with a finger or two 
And pull out one or a crusty crew 
Yo, don`t try to front like it`s so gloomy and gray 
`Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day 
Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip 
With a finger, tissue, or even a Q-Tip 
Take it from the Biz Markie because I`m jokin` 
And also, remember this slogan 
"Hey, ma, what`s for dinner? 
Go up your nose and pick yourself a winner" 
 
Pickin` Boogers (4x) 
 
Let me tell you what happened on the train, man 
 
I was coolin` one say with my partner Kane 
Headed up to the Rooftop, ridin` the D train 
When the man sittin` next to me was so profane 
He`d stick his finger up his nose, then do a drain 
(You should `a moved) 
I was just about, but al of a sudden, homeboy just pulled out 
a big green slimy nah I`m not neven gonna say it 
but it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh it 
he sat there for a while with it in his hand 
so I tried to play cool and like ignore the man 
so I laid my head back to catch a quick a nap 
all of a sudden he plucked it dead in my lap 
now Kane sat there laughing like it was all a joke 
but a brother like BizMarkie had almost choked 
so I dug up my nose and pulled out about five 
and plucked every last one of them dead in his eye 
then the man jumped up and said "what`s wrong with you" 
and wiped them off his face and said "I can`t mess with you" 
like if I did something that was so full of shame 
but yo you got to know the name of the game 
 
Pickin` Boogers (4x) 
 
Hmmm.... 
 
now let me take a trip down memory lane 
back in public school with my partner Kane 
when I was class clown, and he was my brother 
sittin` at the desk pluckin` boogers at each other 
never doin` work as we was supposed 
cause we was too busy diggin` up our nose 
and in the lunchroom you would talk about rude 
God forbid the person that`d leave his food 
no matter who you are we didn`t give a damn 
we even put teachers down with the program 
whether if it was a woman or if you a man 
we put boogers on our fingers then shake ya hand 
catch anyone from anywhere 
but the best fun about it catchin` Kane out there 
especially when we playin` ball in the gym 
I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him 
now we`re grown up and things have changed 
but we still be playin` the pickin` boogers game 
just last night, when Kane was gettin` ready 
I slipped a little green one inside his spaghetti 
 
Pickin` Boogers (4x) 
 
Let me tell you what happened to me with this girl... 
 
one night at Latin Quarters I was standin` at ease 
I saw this gorgeous young lady that I wanted to skeez 
I didn`t show enough that I really did want it 
So, no half steppin`, I pushed up on it 
Pulled out the gold cable and I knocked her with phat 
had a spotlight beamin` on my BizMarck hat 
but when she stepped in the light and she got real close 
I saw a tiny weeny booger on the tip of her nose 
she was dressed real def and her body was hooked 
but that dried up booger just ruined her look 
I wanted to tell her about it but I couldn`t be bold 
so I played if off and said "that`s a cute green mole" 
I was hopin` from that she would wipe it away 
but she didn`t do nothin` I guess she wanted it to stay 
I said before you get my number, I don`t mean to diss you 
but write it in your hand because your gonna need the tissue
 

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