Текст (слова) песни: Strapping Young Lad - Happy Camper (Carpe Bum)

you pretentious fucking losers
youve got nothing at all
youve got your fingers in your asshole
and your hand on the call
and you talk such fucking horseshit
that its hard to believe
that you almost make careers out of being naive

you, you are a fucker coz you sold my guitar
you, you are a fucker, seeking fortune in bars
you, you are a fucker, coz you say such stupid shit
ive got a better line in pocket lint

than what youve done with it

so if you are an asshole who pretends to be a friend
then get your ass in music, youll be set to the end, ending,
and now youve got the nerve to ask me about my temper?
why yes, i have become a fucking happy camper!

i hate your fucking faces and your trendy cut hair,
i hate the fact you think your job will go anywhere
because its use is just the same as what i shit into the bowl
just like the mess between your ears is like the mess in my hole

i hate your loser friends who only come out when its right
i hate that when its down you run instead of fight
im set to think you lot in life to test the stronger ones
will just require some chicken shit and also sneakers for the run.

i dig it away, the shit you puked instead of swallowed,
in an attempt to try and find the dick instead of the load,
so when you move and stand aside my mood will hamper,
and yes, i will become a fucking happy camper!

stuck in endless winter with your press to keep you sane
wait for useless numbers to grow useful once again

where the heat will come again, your flaw grows sick,
your flaw will send, the shit you call your business

to the place that is your end

stuck in the winter, cold and wet,
your stupid friends have come and went
and youve left behind your idiot job,
and its far from a prize, you fucking dink

...youre a fucking dink...yeah!
...hows this for punk? dink!!!

...suck my cock , you pathetic excuse for a human being...
youre a neurotic, homophobic, racist dork... youve also got a lot
of balls to dick with someone elses life, you fucking pseudo ghetto
"boy in the hood" middle class white spoiled rotten bored "gangsta"
wanna-be hunk of regenerated red neck bullshit! thank christ you dont
have to rely on that staggering intellect or dynamic personality to
intimidate others, shit for brains. shut the fuck up, and get out of
your parents house and get a real job, you putz, and for gods sake,
quit being such a fucking sheep!!! now grow the hell up!!!...dink.

i let it get me down because youre in it for the glory
and id rather leave with reason than go dying for a story
and this whole l.a. rock thing

that the malls are buying up
it doesnt work, it doesnt work,
its so inbred i might throw up...

and now im put into the middle

with the contracts and the bunk, and i always end up

hearing "hey, man, punk... lets have more punk!"
so here i am to do a favour, save some hassle kiss and tell,
that either way my musics shit and it aint ever going to sell

so if youve got the gall to take this shit blown up your ass
and youve got the cash and balls to pump the same crap out in mass
then hell, ill stand aside and with your plans ill never tamper
ill sit and write you songs and be a fucking happy camper.

yeah, send me out a contract and in clauses you will lurk
the smaller points so i can give it all and save you work
you say an albums not an album without issues left to hamper...
well then, fuck,
...i guess i am a fucking
...happy
...fucking
...camper.
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AAA
Aftermath
All Hail The New Flesh
Bring On The Young
Cod Metal King
Consequence
Critic
Detox
Devour
Dire
Dirt Pride
Drizzlehell
Exciter (Judas Priest Cover)
Force Fed
Goat
Happy Camper (Carpe Bum)
Home Nucleonics
Imperial
In The Rainy Season
Last Minute
Love?
Oh My Fucking God
Possessions
Rape Song
Relentless
Room 429
Satan`s Ice Cream Truck
Shine
Shitstorm
Skeksis
Skin Me
Spirituality
Syl
The Filler - Sweet City Jesus
Two Weeks
Underneath The Waves
Velvet Kevorkian
We Ride
Zen