Текст (слова) песни: Stormtroopers Of Death - Shenanigans

Its just another Saturday Hanging out at DBA
All I came for was whisky and a bunch of pints
I have a drink or two or three And I feel like Im on TV
Cause some girl across the bar is giving me the evil eye
I make a move to see whats up and bump right into some dump jock
The guy gets pissed and he throws his drink right in my face
Well now he started, but Ill finish
But first Ill have another Guinness
Fightings such a boring thing I gave it up, I always win

Ask me how I sleep at night This is how I live my life
Drinking, smoking, screwing, right!
Dont tell me how to live my life!

Another guy, another day. Why wont this guy just go away
Talk my ear off and I dont want to smell your breath
You like my band, I understand When you say, "I love you man"
Cant I have just a minute to go take a piss?
The he asks me if Im saved And do I walk with God each day
No way man, I have always been down with sin
He tells me God loves all of us as I get back on the bus
Cause God just told me I was gonna get my dick sucked!
Good for you, youre born again Yuppie Young Republican

Ask me how I sleep at night This is how I live my life
Drinking, smoking, screwing, right!
Dont tell me how to live my life!

Being straight makes you happy Stay the fuck away from me
So youre gay, oh happy day And you dont smoke, thats just great
And eating meat, oh God forbid
Youll be more fun when youre dead

Another time, far away, Im in Tampa, FLA
I saw my friends and we went out and got really drunk
Got in the car and drove around
and passed the Yankees training ground
We drove up close and then I went and hopped the fence
I ran around the bases twice and thought the on-deck mat was nice
I put it back though and ran back out to meet my friends
The cops were there, they saw the tape
Straight to jail at any rate
Three month later Howard Stern got George to drop the case!

Ask me how I sleep at night This is how I live my life
Drinking, smoking, screwing, right!
Dont tell me how to live my life!
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Anti-Procrastination Song
Bigger Than The Devil
Black War
Celtic Frosted Flakes
Chromatic Death
Douche Crew
Every Tiny Molecule
Fist Banging Mania
Frankenstein And His Horse
Freddy Krueger
Free Dirty Needles
Fuck The Middle East
Kill The Assholes
Kill Yourself
King At The King/Evil Is In
Make Room, Make Room
Milano Mosh
Milk
Moment Of Truth
Monkeys Rule
No Turning Back
Pi Alpha Nu
Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues
Pussy Whipped
Shenanigans
Skool Bus
Speak English Or Die
The Crackhead Song
United Forces
We All Bleed Red