Текст (слова) песни: Jay-Z - 99 Problems

If youre havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
hit me!

[Verse One]
I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure his caskets closed
Rap critics who say hes "Money Cash Hoes"
hes from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos
Youd be celebrating the minute you was havin dough
Im like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
If you dont like my lyrics you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if i dont play they show
They dont play my hits well i dont give a shit SO
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers
I dont know what you take me as
or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
Im from rags to ritches niggas I aint dumb
we got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
Hit me

[Chorus]
99 Problems but a bitch aint one
If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
Hit me

[Verse Two]
The years 94 and my trunk is raw
In the rear view mirror is the mother fuckin law
I got two choices yall pull over the car or (hmmm)
Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor
Now i aint tryin to see no highway chase with Jay.
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
So i...pull over to the side of the road
I heard "Son do you know why im stoppin you for?"
Cause im young and im black and my hats real low
Do i look like a mind reader sir, i dont know
Am i under arrest or should i guess some mo?
"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo "
"Liscense and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin a weapon on you i know a lot of you are"
I aint steppin out of shit all my papers legit
"Well, do you mind if i look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk in the back
And i know my rights so you gon need a warrant for that
"Arent you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or somethin?"
Tah i aint pass the bar but i know a little bit
Enough that you wont illegally search my shit
"Well see how smart you are when the Canines come"
I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
Hit me

[Chorus]
99 Problems but a bitch aint one
If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
Hit me


99 Problems but a bitch aint one
If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
Hit me

Verse Three]
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy
But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me
I tried to inore him and talk to the Lord
Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldnt bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing thats gonna happen is imma get to clappin
He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain
And there i go traped in the kit kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratchin again
Paparatzis with they cameras snappin them
D.A. tred to give the nigga the shaft again
Half-a-mil for bail cause im African
All because ths fool was horrasin them
Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin
But aint nothin sweet bout how i hold my gun
I got 99 problems but this bitch aint one
Hit me

[Chorus X3]

Youre crazy for this one Rick
Its your boy
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A Ballad for the Fallen Soldier
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Bitches & Sisters
Blueprint 2
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December 4th
Dirt Off Your Shoulder
Do You Believe (Hova Interlude)
Dope Man ft Serena Altschul
Encore
Excuse me Miss
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Hova Song (Intro)
Hova Song (Outro)
Interlude
Justify My Thug
Lost ones
Lucifer
Moment Of Clarity
My 1st Song
NYMP
Public Service Announcement (Interlude)
S. Carter ft Amil
Show Me What You Got
Show me what you got
Snoopy Track ft Juvenile
So Ghetto
There`s Been a Murder
Things That U Do ft Mariah Carey
Threat
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