Текст (слова) песни: Barenaked Ladies - Couldn`t Care Less

 
I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseball 
It`s not so much the game I like it`s the hats 
See this white band around my neck? It`s nice! 
It`s not just fashion 
Hartz made it to protect me from ticks, fleas, and gnats 
 
I couldn`t care less what`s in a chocolate mousse 
I couldn`t care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice 
I couldn`t care less how old are Ernie and Bert 
I couldn`t care less what`s under KD Lang`s skirt 
 
Shaggy said to Velma, "Hey now Velma how you doing?" 
And Velma said "Jinkies Shag I`m just fine." 
Then Daphne said to Fred "Hey let`s get drunk down in the forest" 
And all night Fred was yakking up red wine 
 
I couldn`t care less why was Fonzie cool 
I couldn`t care less how sweat hogs do in school 
I couldn`t care less how do they fill the Caramilk bar 
I couldn`t care less my car says "the door is ajar." 
 
I couldn`t care less what`s in a chocolate mousse 
I couldn`t care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice 
I couldn`t care less how old are Ernie and Bert 
I couldn`t care less what`s under KD Lang`s skirt 
 
I wish I had a nickname like Crusher, Snake or Kenneth 
Cause guys with nicknames always get the gals 
When I grow up I`ll name my children Alice Albert and Alfred 
I`ll call them for supper like this, "Dinner`s ready, Al!" 
 
I couldn`t care less what Morton Downey says 
I couldn`t care less what`s on the head of my Pez 
I couldn`t care less do Zoodles need a trained zookeeper? 
I couldn`t care less why`s the Super Big Gulp cheaper 
No really, that`s ridiculous 
 
I couldn`t care less what`s in a chocolate mousse 
It’s ground up antlers 
I couldn`t care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice 
Apples, cheese, broccoli 
I couldn`t care less how old are Ernie and Bert 
Their like fourty or something 
I couldn`t care less what`s under KD Lang`s skirt 
I really don’t know
 

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