Текст (слова) песни: Barenaked Ladies - If I Had A $1000000

 
If I had $1000000 
(If I had $1000000) 
I`d buy you a house 
(I would buy you a house) 
If I had $1000000 
(If I had $1000000) 
I`d buy you furniture for your house 
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) 
If I had $1000000 
(If I had $1000000) 
I`d buy you a K-Car 
(a nice Reliant automobile) 
If I had $1000000 I`d buy your love. 
 
If I had $1000000 
I`d build a tree fort in our yard 
If I had $1000000 
You could help, it wouldn`t be that hard 
If I had $1000000 
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there 
Wouldn`t that be fabulous 
 
If I had $1000000 
(If I had $1000000) 
I`d buy you a fur coat 
(but not a real fur coat that`s cruel) 
If I had $1000000 
(If I had $1000000) 
I`d buy you an exotic pet 
(Like a llama or an emu) 
If I had $1000000 
(if I had $1000000) 
I`d buy you John Merrick`s remains 
(All them crazy elephant bones) 
If I had $1000000 I`d buy your love. 
 
If I had $1000000 
We wouldn`t have to walk to the store 
If I had $1000000 
We`d take a limousine `cause it costs more. 
If I had $1000000 
We wouldn`t have to eat Kraft Dinner 
But we would. We`d actually make the treefort from the 
first chorus out of it. Mmm. 
 
If I had $1000000 
(If I had $1000000) 
I`d buy you a green dress 
(but not a real green dress, that`s cruel) 
If I had $1000000 
(If I had $1000000) 
I`d buy you some art 
(a Picasso or a Garfunkel) 
If I had $1000000 
(If I had $1000000) 
I`d buy you a monkey 
(haven`t you always wanted a monkey?) 
 
If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000 
If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000 
I`d be rich.
 

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