Текст (слова) песни: Dead Kennedys - Kinky Sex Makes The World Go `Round

Greetings:This is the Secretary of War at the State Department
of the United States
We have a problem.
The companies want something done about this sluggish
world economic situation
Profits have been running a little thin lately
and we need to stimulate some growth
Now we know
theres an alarmingly high number of young people roaming
around in your country with nothing to do but stir up trouble
for the police and damage private property.
It doesnt look like theyll ever get a job
Its about time we did something constructive with these people
Weve got thousands of em here too. Theyre crawling all over
The companies think its time we all sit down, have a serious get-together-
And start another war
The President?
He loves the idea! All those missiles streaming overhead to and fro
Napalm
People running down the road, skin on fire
The Soviets seem up for it:
The Kremlins been itching for the real thing for years.
Hell, Afghanistans no fun
So whadya say?
We dont even have to win this war.
We just want to cut down on some of this excess population
Now look. Just start up a draft; draft as many of those people as you can.
Well call up every last youngster we can get our hands on,
hand em some speed, give em an hour or two to learn how to use
an automatic rifle and send em on their way
Libya? El Salvador? How bout Northern Ireland?
Or a "moderately repressive regime" in South America?
Well just cook up a good Soviet threat story
in the Middle East-we need that oil
We had Libya all ready to go and Colonel Khadafys hit squad
didnt even show up. I tell ya
That man is unreliable.
The Kremlin had their fingers on the button just like we did for that one
Now just think for a minute-We can make this war so big-so BIG
The more people we kill in this war, the more the economy will prosper
We can get rid of practically everybody on your dole queue if we plan this right.
Take every loafer on welfare right off our computer rolls
Now dont worry about demonstrations-just pump up your drug supply.
So many people have hooked themselves on heroin
and amphetamines since we took over, its just like Vietnam.
We had everybody so busy with LSD they never got too strong.
Kept the war functioning just fine
Its easy.
Weve got our college kids so interested in beer
they dont even care if we start manufacturing germ bombs again.
Put a nuclear stockpile in their back yard,
they wouldnt even know what it looked like
So how bout it? Look-War is money.
The arms manufacturers tell me unless
we get our bomb factories up to full production
the whole economy is going to collapse
The Soviets are in the same boat.
We all agree the time has come for the big one, so whadya say?!?
Thats excellent. We knew youd agree
The companies will be very pleased. 
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Anarchy For Sale
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California Uber Alles
Cesspools In Eden
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Dear Abby
Do The Slag
Drug Me
Fleshdunce
Forward To Death
Funland At The Beach
Gone With My Wind
Holiday In Cambodia
Hop With The Jet Set
I Kill Children
I Spy
Ill In The Head
Insight
Kill The Poor
Kinky Sex Makes The World Go `Round
Let`s Lynch The Landford
Life Sentence
Macho Insecurity
Night Of The Living Rednecks
One Way Ticket To Pluto
Police Truck
Pull My Strings
Rambozo The Clown
Saturday Night Holocaust
Short Songs
Shrink
Stealing People Mail
Straight A`s
Take This Job And Shove It
The Great Wall
The Man With The Dogs
The Prey
Too Drunk To Fuck
Triumph of The Swill
Viva Las Vegas
When Ya Get Drafted
Your Emotions