Текст (слова) песни: Sudden Death - Abby Normal

 
Well Tally ho! Yippy ki-yi-ya! Narf! Zort! 
Let`s burn the ship and throw the kids overboard 
I`m bored (I`m bored) I need something to do 
How `bout we go free all the animals in the zoo 
[huh huh that would be cool] 
Or we could just sit here and drool 
I`m a fool, I dropped out of school at age three 
Then I chased my little brother up a tree 
Ya see I`m a twisted guy, fly six miles high 
Live in a pig sty, refuse to comply 
With the safe, plain, cautious way to do things 
I found my puppet master and I cut all his strings 
And then I wrapped them tight around his throat 
Blew a hole in the castle, threw his ass in the moat 
Now I`m free [free!] free to reak havoc 
Run around foamin` at the mouth like I`m rabid 
Bitin` everybody I`m near in the rear 
Do you see where I`m comin` from? Somewhere over here 
I`m out to have fun, this is how it`s done 
[dum-ditty-ditty-dum, big, big fun] 
 
Normal is boring, same is mundane 
You can`t really have fun until you lose your brain 
So rip it out through your nose or cut open your head 
And you`ll be kinda like me [brain dead] 
Keep people confused make everybody guess 
Forget V.E.G I`m down wit` P.M.S 
I go to bed, go insane, then I go into debt 
I do the Thorazine Shuffle™ every chance that I get 
That`s just a start, just a part of the madness 
Can`t get a girl I make love to my mattress 
That`s just it, Dementia Divine 
I wanna go to Minnesota to see the biggest ball of twine 
[His brain is cooked] my brain is fried 
My I.Q. will raise 30 points when I die 
Enough about me I wanna go have fun 
Let`s stare for hours into the sun 
Then we can pick fleas off of each other 
Walk through the drive-thru, mumble and stutter 
Bet our life savings on a horse on a hunch 
Then go out to the graveyard and dig up some lunch 
 
I roll around in my own feces for a while 
If someone walks by I just sit there and smile 
I put on underwear where it doesn`t belong 
And have a marathon of all the "Whoomp! There It Is!" songs 
That`ll keep me busy for a couple of days 
I`ll take a month off from work and make fish filets 
I`ll give my dog a shower in Niagara Falls 
And put him in the microwave to dry him off 
Oops, that didn`t quite rhyme, but who cares 
Here we go, lions and tigers and bears 
Oh my, wonder why? I`m a putz you see 
I got None of the Above goin` nuts with me 
[deaf , dumb and brain dead- brain dead] 
Sit BooBoo, sit, roll over and play dead 
Let`s all go p lay in traffic a while 
Spin around and around till we cough up bile 
My body odor floats from coast to coast 
`Cause I only take a shower once a month at the most 
My underwear`s full o` holes, crusty, fermented 
Sudden Death, Devo Spice, Brain Dead, Demented
 

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