Текст (слова) песни: Sudden Death - Alien Probes

 
{*a parody of Ludacris` song "Area Codes"*} 
 
[Chorus] 
I got probed! I got probed... 
aboard a UFO (U-F) UFO (Oh!) 
Probed, proohhhhbed.. 
aboard a UFO (U-F) UFO (Oh!) 
 
[Verse One: Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death] 
Now you thought it was just on TV, and on the big screen 
It`s worldwide, biggest problem that I`ve ever seen 
It`s the intergalactic dog catcher 
Bug eyed extra-terrestrial master with a diminutive stature 
+Men in Black+, cut up cows 
I got crop circles formin out behind my house 
9:01, Thursday night was a real hoot 
I was dragged out of bed like a dead prostitute 
I was brought aboard ship, looked like a Ford truck 
Stripped down to my drawers, what a run of poor luck 
Big gray heads, big black eyes 
"Uh, what`s goin on? What`s up guys?" 
They came at me with a mallet and a big syringe 
And a pointy thing that would make a dentist cringe 
Metal prongs, big round gears 
They just jammed the thing into my ears 
 
[Chorus] 
 
[Verse Two: Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death] 
Now every night they pick me up again 
Just to do a Roto Rooter on my rear end, leavin me in pain again 
I`m all scarred up, I`m missin teeth 
9-1-1 thinks I`m a freak 
They shove `em up my nose, they shove `em in my butt 
And this corkscrew device gets shoved in my belly button 
3 days straight, 2 long probes 
Shoved in places nothin should go 
They drill holes in my head, and later on 
I always wake up back in my bed, and they`re gone 
Why do they always pick on people from the South 
What do they learn by shoving a big plunger in my mouth 
Man, after a night of being prodded and poked 
I just feel like a guy who had a massive stroke 
I got alien troubles out back 
And I don`t mean the type that we can send back 
 
[Interlude] 
Is it cause they like my trailer park (trailer park) 
Is it cause they like my beauty marks (beauty marks) 
Is it cause they like my handsome face (handsome face) 
Is it cause they like the way I taste (way I taste) 
Wherever I go, they find me and they just won`t let me be 
They want me to pee, don`t rush me just relax and it`ll flow free 
Whenever I call, the Enquirer to my house so they can see 
You know that they all, stop comin so nobody will believe me 
 
[Chorus] 
 
[Outro] 
Hey, what`s that big light in the sky? 
Oh, come on - not again, guys 
I just got my nose working again 
Well at least let me bring a camera this time 
C`mon guys, please 
J-just leave me alone for a while
 

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