Текст (слова) песни: Sudden Death - Blow Up the Bathroom

 
I got a special talent that I love to share 
When I`m home or goin` out I pollute the air 
You can always tell where I have been and when 
`Cause a lot of people never wanna go there again 
Early in the morning, or late at night 
I don`t decide, it just happens when the time is right 
And when the time comes you better hope you`re not around 
When I run to the bathroom and go to town, I`m gonna 
 
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Blow up the bathroom! All night long! 
Blow up the bathroom! Man, that`s just wrong 
Blow up the bathroom! It`s nasty they tell me 
Blow up the bathroom! For the love of God, help me! 
 
I run to the bathroom and lock myself in 
You hear an earthquake followed by a gust of wind 
Then the smart people make a break for the front door 
And like a bad horror movie others go to explore 
Most never come back `cause they`re under attack 
By a smell that can burn the hair off of their back 
Very few that go in every manage to survive 
And if they do they`ll need therapy the rest of their lives 
I wish that I could tell you how to get rid of the smell 
But nothing that I tried ever worked too well 
To get the steam off the window you can use a squeegee 
But don`t light a match or you`ll get blown to Fiji 
The best I can suggest is to just stay away 
I never jest I`m just trying to keep your hair from turning gray 
You better pray if you`re ever in the house with me 
Because my ass can be a real catastrophe, when I 
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It starts flowin` and until I reach my quota, I sit there and 
Explode-a, like a shaken bottle of soda 
Wait till you get a load of my load, sometimes it glowed 
It pollutes the abode and the whole area code 
The stench that I produce will stick around for years 
Your eyes`ll fill up with tears as your stomach switches gears 
Into reverse `cause my curse is utterly perverse 
You better race me to the bathroom and hope you get there first 
Nuclear fallout`s got nothing on my gas 
Scientists are trying to calculate the half-life of my ass 
If you`re next in line, you might have to wait 
For the haz-mat team to decontaminate 
Otherwise you might just choke to death 
Just imagine that being your very last breath 
That`s a death that I wouldn`t wish on my worst enemy 
But the government wants a new weapon so they`re lettin` me 
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They tell me what I do is reprehensable 
All I know is that the smell`s incomprehensable 
With the size of the you-know-what from my rear end 
That toilet may never flush normally again 
A plunger wouldn`t help though try as you might 
You might have to use a quarter stick of dynomite 
To disperse the mess that leave in my wake 
Just be careful `cause a handful of that stuff could cause a plague 
I`m the best lover your toilet ever had 
I`m the reason that New Jersey smells so bad 
So try to keep your distance if you see me around town 
`Cause I grunt and I growl and I blow the house down 
The best thing that you can do is to relocate 
To a remote section on the other side of the state 
Of all the places in the world the last place you wanna be 
Is in the port-a-potty that is right next to me 
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