Текст (слова) песни: Eminem - Any Man

 
 
[Eminem] 
Hi! 
Original Bad Boy on the case cover your face 
Came in the place blowed and sprayed Puffy with Mase 
I laced the weed with insect repellant better check the smelly 
Eminem starts with E better check the spelling 
with a capital somebody grab me a Snapple 
I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adam`s apple 
Somebody dropped me on my head and I was sure 
that my mother did it but the bitch won`t admit it was her 
I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months 
and said, "I`m ready now bitch - ain`t you feelin these kicks cunt?" 
The world ain`t ready for me yet, I can tell 
I`ll probably have a cell next to the furnace in hell 
I`m sick of these sperm cells with syphillis germs 
and I`m hotter than my dick is, when I piss and it burns 
I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach 
and vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it 
(Yuck!) Hit you in the head with a brick til you plummet 
If y`all don`t like me, you can suck my dick til you numb it 
And all that gibberish you was spittin, you need to kill it 
Cause your style is like dyin in my sleep, I don`t feel it 
Chorus: Eminem 
Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan 
for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin 
is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? Ha? 
Is fuckin crazy -- hello, hi! 
Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan 
for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin 
is fuckin crazy -- do you hear me? 
Is fuckin crazy 
[Eminem] 
I`m ice grillin you, starin you down with a gremlin grin 
I`m Eminem, you`re a fag in a women`s gym 
I`m Slim, the Shady is really a fake alias 
to save me with in case I get chased by space aliens 
A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of more uranium 
than a maniac Saudi Arabian 
A highly combustible head, spazmatic 
strapped to a Kraftmatic adjustable bed 
Laid up in the hospital in critical condition 
I flatlined; jumped up and ran from the mortician 
High speed, IV full of thai weed 
Lookin Chinese, with my knees stuck together like siamese 
twins, joined at the groin like lesbians 
Uhh, pins and needles, hypodermic needles and pins 
I hope God forgives me for my sins -- it probably all depends 
on if I keep on killin my girlfriends 
Chorus: Eminem 
Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan 
for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin 
is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? Ha? 
Is fuckin crazy -- listen!! 
Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan 
for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin 
is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? 
Is fuckin crazy 
[Eminem] 
Last night I O.D.`d on rush, mushrooms and dust 
and got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed 
(Shucks!) I`m an alcoholic and that`s all I can say 
I call in to work, cause all I do is frolic and play 
I swallow grenades, and take about a bottle a day 
of Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent I`ll be (RRARRRRH) 
Give me eleven Excederin my head`ll spin 
Medicine`ll get me revvin like a 747 jet engine 
Scratched my balls til I shredded skin 
"Doctor, check this rash, look how red it`s been" 
"It`s probably AIDS!" Forget it then 
I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows 
that don`t even make sense, like dykes usin dildos 
So reach in your billfolds, for ten ducats 
and pick up this Slim Shady shit that`s on Rawkus 
Somethin somethin somethin, somethin I get weeded 
My daughter scribbled over that rhyme, I couldn`t read it 
Damn! 

 

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3 Verses
313
8 Mile
Amityville
Any Man
As The World Turns
Ass Like That
Ass Like That 
Backstabber
Bad Influence
Bad Meets Evil
Big Weenie
Bitch Please II
Brain Damage
Business
Cleanin Out My Closet
Cleaning out my closet
Crazy In Love
Criminal
Curtains Close (skit)
Curtains Up
Doe Ray Me (Feat. D12 & Obie Trice)
Drips
Drug Ballad
Em Calls Paul (Skit)
Encore (Curtains) Feat. Dr. Dre & 50 Cent
Final Thought (Skit)
Forget About Dre
Get You Mad
Girls
Guilty Conscience
Hail Mary (Ja Rule Diss) (Feat. 50 Cent,
Hailies song
Hailie`s Song
I Remember
If I Get Locked Up Tonight
If I Had
Infinite
Its Okay
It`s Ok
I`m Back
I`m Shady
Jealousy Woes II
Just Don`t Give A Fuck
Just Lose It
Just The Two Of Us
Ken Kaniff [Skit]
Kill You
Kim
Like Toy Soldiers
Lose Yourself
Lose yourself
Lose Yourself (Bonus)
Lounge
Low Down Dirty
Marshall Mathers
Maxine
Mockingbird
Mosh
Murder Murder
My 1st Single
My dad gone crazy
My Dad`s Gone Crazy
My Fault
My name is
My Name Is (Bootleg Version)
My Name Is.. (Radio/Video Edit)
Never 2 Far
Never Enough Feat. 50 Cent & Nate Dogg
Never Far
No One`s Iller Than Me
Nuttin` To Do
Off The Wall
One Shot 2 Shot Feat. D12
Open Mic
Paul (Skit)
Public Service Announcement 2000
Puke
Purple Hills
Quitter
Rain Man
Remember Me
Remember me?
Renegade
Rock Bottom
Role Model
Say goodbay Hollywood
Say Goodbye Hollywood
Say What You Say
Scary Movie
Searchin
Searchin`
Sing For The Moment
Soldier
Spend Some Time Feat. Obie Trice, Stat Quo & 50 Cent
Squaredance
Stan
Steve Berman
Still Don`t Give A Fuck
Stimulate
Stir Crazy
Superman
The Kiss (skit)
The Real Slim Shady
The Way I Am
The `8 Mile` Left Behind
Till Hell Freezes Over
Till I Collapse
Tonight
Under The Influence
Under The Infulences
Wake Up Show Freestyle
Wego (Interlude)
What You Say
When the music stops
When The Music Stops
White America
Who Knew
Without me
Without Me
Yellow Brick Road
`97 Bonnie And Clyde
`97 Bonnie and Clyde *