Текст (слова) песни: Eminem - My 1st Single

[Intro ]

Ohh!
Yeah!
So much for first single on this one

[ Verse 1 ]

Shadys the lable
Aftermath is a stable
That the horses come out errp
Of course were about to stir up
Some shit as thick as mrs butterworths syrup
Its the mr. picked on Christopher Reeves
Just for no reason other than just to tease him
Cause he was his biggest (burp) fan He used to be Superman
Now im pourin liquor on the crib in his name for him
Eminem you wait till we meet up again
Fucker Im kickin your ass for everything youve ever said
Its one for the money two for the fuckin show
Ready get set, lets go
Here comes the buckin bronco , stompin and stampedin up the damn street
Like them buffalo soldiers, I told ya Im about to blow
So look out below, jeronimo, motherfuckers its dominos
Im on a roll, around and around I go
When will I stop? I dont know
Tryna pick up where the Eminem Show left off
But I know anythings possible
Though Im not gonna top what I sold
Im at the top of my game
That shit is not gonna change
Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team
Ill get away with murder
Im like o.j . hes like my cochran today
We keep them mark freman tapes
In a safe, locked them away
Better watch what you say
Just when you thought you were safe
Them fuckers got you on tape
You swear to god you was playin
Whether or not you was little Joshua
Gosh I wish I coulda told you to not do the same
Cause one day it could cost you your name

[ Chorus ]

And this was supposed to be my first single
But I just fucked that up so,
Fuck it, lets all have fun lets mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shits about to hit the shingle
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
erra Oh Ah Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah Oh Ah
erra Poo Poo ka ka

[ Verse 2 ]

Erra Erra Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pills
And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derick bare naked
jig-aig-ji-ji janean just turned
16 and used a fake id
To sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly
Hehehehehe, to be so young and naive
Oh what I wouldnt give to live so Kim and care free
Paris and Nikkis parents must be so tickled to cherish
Every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks
Hickory Dickory derk diggler
Look at me work wizardry with these words
Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken
Or Chicka chicka chicka chicka jer jer jerkin the chain
22 jerks in a jerk circle
Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute
What am I sayin, allow me to run it back and rewind it
wait a minute let me ask you again
Am I just jerkin the chain
Am I bizerk or insane
Or am I just one of them damn amateurs
Workin the damn camera filmin one of them
Paris Hilton home made pornos
Who keeps tiltin the lens at an angle
Chicka Chicka
Just recently somebody just discovered
Britney and Justin videotapes of them fuckin
When they were just mouseketeers in the Mickey Mouse club
And dusted them and went straight to The Source with them
Cause they coulda sworn someone said Nuh-
And then tried to erase and record over it
But if you listen close enough to it you can hear the
Uh Uh and then the come-to-find-out-it-was-Justin
Sayin im gon"nuh" come 
and this was

[ Chorus ]

supposed to be my first single
But I just fucked that up so,
Fuck it, lets all have fun lets mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shits about to hit the shingle
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
erra Oh Ah Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah Oh Ah
erra Poo Poo Ca Ca

[ Verse 3 ]

Any opinions or somethin you just wanna get off your chest
And address it about my lyrics Id love to hear it
All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number
Its 1-800-Im a dick sucker I love to suck a dick
And if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about me
Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key
And Ill be sure to get back
As soon as there comes a day that I fall out with Dre
Wake up gay, make up with Ray (Hey!)
So fuck a chicken, and lick a chicken, and suck a chicken,
Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like its a big cock , big a big cock
Or suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dick
And stick a dick in your mouth
Im done you can fuck off
fucka-fucka offf!

[ Chorus ]

And this was supposed to be my first single
But I just fucked that up so,
Fuck it, lets all have fun lets mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shits about to hit the shingle
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
erra Oh Ah Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah Oh Ah
erra Poo Poo Ca Ca
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