Текст (слова) песни: Eminem - Ass Like That

[Eminem]
Ill be...

[Hook n Eminem]
The way you shake it
I cant believe it
I aint never seen an ass like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

I dont believe it
Its almost too good to be true
I have never seen an ass like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

[Verse 1]:
The way she moves she like a belly danca
Shes shakin that ass to the new nelly jamsa
I think someones at the door, but I dont think ima ansah
Police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?
Please Im a human being
I have needs, Im not done
Not till Im finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing
Mister officer, Im already on my knees
I cant get on the ground any further its impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee
Pee, pee, yes I make RnB
I sing song, it go ring a chong
A Ching chong chong chong ching
Syke, I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed
If I offend, Im sorry please please forgive
For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I say and you will love it

[Hook n Eminem]
The way you shake it
I cant believe it
I aint never seen a ass like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

Jessica Simpson
looks oh so temptin
Nick I aint never seen a ass like "THAT"
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Da-doing doing doing

[Verse 2]:
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they gettin older and startin to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?
Jeez, I just got my seat
I have tickit, look I put away my zippers zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kates shower scene
I didnt mean to be obscene or make great big scene
And dont treat me like Im Pee Wee Herman
This movies PG, mister officer
I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What do you mean my lawyer is with Michael
Hes too busy, I am Triumph
Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you laugh
cuz theres a puppet on my hand [ha-ha-haaaaa]

[Hook n Eminem]
The way you shake it
I cant believe it
I aint never seen a ass like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

Hilary Duff is
Not quite old enough so
I have never seen a butt like "THAT"
Maybe next year Ill say ass
And shell make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

[Verse 3]:
The way she moves she dances like a gogo
In that video she sings "Get Out you bozo,
I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is JoJo"
Police saying freeze...Da-doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?
My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch, I just baked cookies
Mister officer, lookie, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I dont even know if I can say the word pee-pee
Pee, on the radio, but I think I deed
Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a teet!
Syke, I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed
I dont think my joke is working, I must flee
Quick, get to the chopper, everybody get out
Im not Triumph, Im Arnold, get "DOWN"

[Hook n Eminem]
The way you shake it
I cant believe it
I aint never seen a ass like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

So Gwen Stephani, will you pee pee on me - please
"I aint never seen an ass like "THAT"
cause the way you move it
you make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

[dre]
what the fuck is wrong with you?
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