Текст (слова) песни: Eminem - Big Weenie

I dont understand
Why are you being so mean?
Youre a mean mean man

[Chorus]
You are just jealous of me
Cuz you, you just cant do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things
About me cuz youre a meanie, a meanie
But its only cuz youre
Just really jealous of me
Cuz Im what you want to be
So you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things
Cuz its too easy to see
Youre just a really big weenie, big weenie

[Verse 1]
Alright listen, I need you to focus
I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts
Im going to have to ask you to bare with me for a moment
Now I need you to open your mind; your eyes close them (close them)
You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis (nosis)
For the next four and a half minutes
We are going to explore into your mind
To find out why youre so fuckin jealous
Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo?
Hippity ca-ca boo-boo
Psych, Im kidding
I just wanted to see if youre still listenin
Ok, now I need your undivided attention
Sir I have a question
Why do I always sense this undeniable tension
From the moment that I enter into the room?
It gets all quiet and whispers
Whenever theres conversation, why am I always mentioned?
Ive been dying to ask, its been itchin at me
Is it just because

[Chorus]
You are just jealous of me
Cuz you, you just cant do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things
About me cuz youre a meanie, a meanie
But its only cuz youre
Just really jealous of me
Cuz Im what you want to be
So you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things
Cuz its too easy to see
Youre really just a big weenie, big weenie

[Verse 2]
Alright now...aww shit I, I just flubbed a line
I was going to say something extremely important
But I forgot who or what it was, I fucked up
Psych, Im kidding again you idiot, no I didnt
Thats just what you wanted to hear from me
Is that I fucked up aint, it?
But I can bust one take without lookin at no paper
It doesnt take a bunch of takes
Or me to stand here in this booth all day
For me to say the truth, ok?
Youre droolin, you have tooth decay
Your mouth is open, youre disgusting
What the fuck you eat for lunch
A bunch of sweets or something, what?
You munch a bunch of Crunch N Munch?
Your tooth is rotten to the gum
Your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum?
Yes I do sir, what am I on?
You sir are on truth syrum
Marshall Im so jealous of you
Please say you wont tell nobody
Id be so embarrassed, Im just absolutely terrified
That someones gonna find out why Im saying
All these terrible, evil and awful mean things
Its my own insecurity!

[Chorus]
You are just jealous of me
Cuz you, you just cant do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things
About me cuz youre a meanie, a meanie
But its only cuz youre
Just really jealous of me
Cuz Im what you want to be
So you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things
Cuz its too easy to see
Youre just a really big weenie, big weenie

[Verse 3]
Alright now we, were going to conduct
That experiment that we were talking about earlier
Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy
Cuz thats exactly what your eyes look like, want to check to see?
Heres a mirror, notice the resemblence here?
Wait, let me put these sun glasses on
Now look in this mirror, how about now?
What do you have in common?
Youre both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on em
You look like I sound like singing about weenies
Now take my weenie out of your mouth
This is between me and you, I know youre not happy
I know youd much rather see me lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying
Curled up in a ball tweeked out of my mind dying
There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is
Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges
Why you even doing this to yourself, its pointless
Why do we have to keep on going through this, this is torturous
My point is this
That if you say mean things, weenie will shrink
Now I fogot what the chorus is, your just is...

[Chorus]
You are just jealous of me
Cuz you, you just cant do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things
About me cuz youre a meanie, a meanie
But its only cuz youre
Just really jealous of me
Cuz Im what you want to be
So you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things
Cuz its too easy to see
Youre just a really big weenie, big weenie.

Fuck is wrong with you? ... HeheHeheheheium!
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