Текст (слова) песни: Bloodhound Gang - Legend In My Space Time

Ashes to ashes and funks to funky
Daddy Long Legs is a mean ass honky
And Jimmy Pop aint no heiny hobbit gaybe
Aint no big meaty chunks in my thick brown gravy
Cause Im a Loch Ness a Loch Ness a Loch Ness monster
Jerrys Kids are knockin at my door, "Could you be a sponsor?"
Tiny Bubbles in my tub pull my finger Lawrence Welk
If you wanna look like Rocky Dennis better drink your milk
When Im feeling Oriental I gotta rub my chin
Im gonna hold my water in like Im Gunga Din
So have a taste of my bass cause the girlies got smiles
You get on my case like the Rockford Files
Crazy Eddie in the slammer cause hes giving it all away
John Boy in the barn with a horse in the hay
No rhyme no reason no job no class
And we dont go near the ghetto cause theyd shoot our ass

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
Im a legend in my spare time

If you aint ever been to the suburbs
Dont you ever come to the suburbs
Cause you wouldnt understand the suburbs
Cause Im a huskin a huskin a huskin your corn
Im as deep as a plot to a gay porn
So Uh-Oh Spaghettios I forgot to hide away the body
I know that shes a hotty but damn that girl could party
So come to me momma it aint no crime
Im a skilled love doctor growlin, "Whats your sign?"
Did the Flamin Waffle with Ho Chi Min
Your girls a dollar bill cause we dont know where shes been
J.F.K.s heads a puzzle and your woman needs a muzzle
Barbara Eden in the bottle and now im gonna guzzle
Youre too what? Shy shy huh what?
Hush hush yea? I knew why
Cause were playing the Palladium cant get on Star Search
Daddy Legs standing tall he can do the Funky Lurch
And Jimmy Jimmy Pop is short for Jimmy Jimmy Popular
You know I know you know your not the tough guy that I thought you were

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
Im a legend in my spare time

Cause I wopbobaloobop
Ha cha cha chatch
Come lick my balls
Vive la my crotch

Cause your daddy thinks Im lazy your momma thinks Im crazy
But neither of them know that you are carrying my baby
And Im the Amos Im the Andy Im the sticky Aunt Jemammy
I gave you mouth to mouth like Resuscitation Annie
It takes two of us to do this like Dean Martin Jerry Lewis
And your throat is swollen gloryholen ya blew us
George Burns pacemaker beats steady slow and low
Thats why we got more hits then a dealer at a Dead show

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
Im a legend in my spare time
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