Текст (слова) песни: Bloodhound Gang - The bad touch

 
Ha-ha, well now, we call this the act of mating 
But there are several other 
Very important differences 
Between human beings and animals 
That you should know about 
 
I`d appreciate your input 
 
Sweat baby, sweat baby 
Sex is a Texas drought 
Me and you do the kind of stuff 
That only Prince would sing about 
So put your hands down my pants 
And I bet you`ll feel nuts 
Yes I`m Siskel, yes I`m Ebert 
And you`re getting two thumbs up 
You`ve had enough of two-hand touch 
You want it rough, you`re out of bounds 
I want you smothered, want you covered 
Like my Waffle House hashbrowns 
Comin` quicker than Fed Ex 
Never reach an apex 
Just like coca-cola stock 
You are inclined to make me rise an hour early 
Just like daylight savings time 
Do it now 
 
You and me baby ain`t nothin` but mammals 
So let``s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 
Do it again now 
You and me baby ain`t nothin` but mammals 
So let`s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 
Gettin` horny now 
 
Love the kind, you clean up 
With a mop and bucket 
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt 
Only God knows where we stuck it 
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific 
I wanna go down in your South Seas 
But I got this notion 
That the motion of your ocean means 
"Small Craft Advisory" 
So if I capsize on your thights 
High tide B-5 you sunk my battleship 
Please turn me on 
I`m Mr. Coffee 
With an automatic drip 
So show me yours, I`ll show you mine 
"Tool Time" 
You`ll Lovelett just like Lyle 
And then we`ll do it doggy style 
So we can both watch "X-Files" 
 
You and me baby ain`t nothin` but mammals 
So let`s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 
Do it again now 
You and me baby ain`t nothin` but mammals 
So let`s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 
Gettin` horny now 
You and me baby ain`t nothin` but mammals 
So let``s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 
Do it again now 
You and me baby ain`t nothin` but mammals 
So let`s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 
Gettin` horny now 
You and me baby ain`t nothin` but mammals 
So let`s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 
Do it again now 
You and me baby ain`t nothin` but mammals 
So let`s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 
Gettin` horny now
 

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