Текст (слова) песни: Zappa, Frank - Packard goose

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)
Ike Willis (lead vocals)
Peter Wolf (keyboards)
Arthur Barrow (bass, vocals)
Ed Mann (percussion)
Vinnie Colaiuta (drums)

Joe: (clutching the hood ornament of an ancient car)
Maybe you thought I
was the Packard Goose
Or the Ronald
MacDonald of the
nouveau-abstruse
Well fuck all them
people, I dont
need no excuse
For being what I am
Do you hear me, then?

All them rock n roll
writers is the worst
kind of sleaze
Selling punk like
some new kind of
English disease
Is that the wave
of the future?
Aw, spare me please!

Oh no, you gotta go
Who do you write for?
I wanna know
I believe you is the
governments whore
And keeping peoples
dumb is where youre
coming from
And keeping peoples
dumb is where youre
coming from
Fuck all them writers
with the pen in
their hand
I will be more
specific so they
might understand
They can all
kiss my ass
But because its
so grand
Theyd best just
stay away
Hey, hey, hey

Hey, Joe, who
did you blow?
Moe pushed
the button boy
And you went
to the show
Better suck a little
harder or the shekels
wont flow
And I dont mean
your thumb
So on your knees
you bum
Just tell yourself
its yum
And suck it till
youre numb

Journalisms
kinda scary
And of it
we should be wary
Wonder what became
of Mary?

And no sooner has he wondered, a vision of Mary appears to him, delivering a little lecture...

Voice Of Marys Vision:
Hi! Its me...
the girl from the bus...
Remember?
The last tour?
Well...

Information is
not knowledge
Knowledge is
not wisdom
Wisdom is not truth
Truth is not beauty
Beauty is not love
Love is not music
Music is THE BEST...
Wisdom is the domain
of the Wis
(which is extinct).
Beauty is a French
phonetic corruption
Of a short cloth
neck ornament
Currently in
resurgence...

And no sooner has she spoken (which is awkward and probably incorrect but what the fuck), enormous flabby short cloth neck ornaments obscure the horizon in a multitude, beating their ugly wings and working their hidden chrome snap attachments as they resurge in the direction of the White Zone seeking snack material near the Utensil Shrines of Greater America...

Joe:
If youre in the
audience and like
what we do
Well, we want you
to know that we
like you all too
But as for the
sucker who will
write the review
If his mind
is prehensile
(His mind
is prehensile)
Hell put down
his pencil
(Hell put down
his pencil)
And have
himself a squat
On the Cosmic Utensil
(Cosmic Utensil)
Go give it all you got
On the Cosmic Utensil
(Cosmic Utensil)
Sit n spin until you rot
On the Cosmic Utensil
(Cosmic Utensil)
He really needs
to squat
On the Cosmic Utensil
(Cosmic Utensil
Cosmic Utensil)

Now that I got that
over with
Ill just play my
imaginary guitar again
Hey...
soundin pretty good!
Hey...get down, me...
Boy, what an
imagination!
Love myself better
than I love myself...
I think...
What tone!
Sounds like an
Elegant Gypsy!
What is that?
Musk?
Its hip!

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200 Years Old
A little green rosetta
A token of my extreme
Absolutely Free
Advance Romance
Andy
Anything
Anyway The Wind Blows
Apostrophe
Are You Hung Up?
Artificial Rhonda
Baby Snakes
Bobby Brown Goes Down
Bow Tie Daddy
Briefcase Boogie
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
Brown Moses
Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
Catholic girls
Cheap Thrills
City of Tiny Lites
Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
Clowns On Velvet
Concentration Moon
Cosmik Debris
Crew slut
Cucamonga
Debra Kadabra
Deseri
Didja Get Any Onya?
Directly From My Heart To You
Disco boy
Dong work for yuda
Drop Dead
Evelyn, a modified dog
Excentrifugal Forz
Find her finer
Flakes
Florentine pogen
Flower Punk
For Calvin (and his next two hitch-hikers)
Fountain Of Love
Galoot Up-Date
Get A Little
Harry & Rhonda
Harry-As-A-Boy
He used to cut the grass
Hot Poop
How Could I Be Such A Fool
I Have Been In You
Inca roads
Jelly Roll Gum Drop
Jewish Princess
Jones Crusher
Later That Night
Lonely Little Girl
Love Of My Life
Lucille has messed my mind up
Man With The Woman Head
Mom & Dad
Mother People
Ms. pinky
Muffin Man
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
Nanook Rubs It
Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
No Not Now
No. No. No.
Oh No
On the bus
Outside now
Packard goose
Po-jama people
Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
Prologue
Rubber Shirt (Zappa
Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
Scrutinizer postlude
Sofa no. 2
Stick it out
Stink Foot
Stuff Up The Cracks
Sy borg
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
Telephone Conversation
That Evel Prince
The central scrutinizer
The Crabb-Grass Baby
The Idiot Bastard Son
The Little House I Used to Live In
The Mammy Nuns
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
The Mudd Club
The Orange County Lumber Truck
The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
The torture never stops
The White Boy Troubles
Toad Of The Short Forest
Uncle Remus
Valarie
Watermelon in easter hay
Weasels Ripped My Flesh
What Ever Happened To All the Fun In the World
Who Needs The Peace Corps?
Why does it hurt when i pee ?
Wild Love
Wistful Wit A Fist Full
Wonderful wino
WPLJ
You Are What You Is