Текст (слова) песни: Zappa, Frank - Jones Crusher

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)
Peter Wolf (keyboards)
Patrick OHearn (bass, vocals)
Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals)
Ed Mann (percussion, vocals)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (background vocals)
Andre Lewis (background vocals)
Randy Thornton (background vocals)
Davey Moire (background vocals)

My babys got
Jones crushin love
Jones crushin love
Jones crushin love
Well my babys got
Jones crushin love
Jones crushin love
Jones crushin love
She dont merely fit like a glove
That little girls got the jones
That little girls got the jones
That little girls got the jones

Shes tryin to
Grind up my jones
Grind up my jones
Grind up my jones
Well, shes tryin to
Grind up my jones
Grind up my jones
Grind up my jones
She dont never wanna leave it alone
She can push; she can shove
Till its just a nub
She can push; she can shove
Till its just a nub
Just a nub
Just a nub

Here she comes
With her red dress on
Steam shoots out
>From the sprinklers on the lawn
The eyes be rollin
On the concrete fawn
The wind cant blow
Cause the sky is gone
The wind cant blow
Cause the sky is gone
The wind cant blow
Cause the sky is gone
Jones crusher, jones crusher
Deadly jaws, better get the gauze
Shes a jones crusher, jones crusher
Deadly jaws, better get the gauze

(etc. ad lib) 
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